There are comforters, then there�s THE Comforter
by Rhonda Rhea @RhondaRhea Never scrimp on an electric blanket. Electrical currents on top of your body. While you�re sleeping. Think about it. Also, if the lights flicker when you plug it in and you smell bacon you should probably forget the whole thing and just get a Snuggie. Or also if you wake up in a morning and find it melted into a puddle of liquid wool and smoking wires. Snuggie. If you hear sizzling at any time. Snuggie. My grandmother once had an electric blanket that had to be from the pit of the hottest parts of the darkest abyss. But she paid good money for it, so we were going to use that thing or die. I figured probably both. We didn�t need a nightlight at Grandma�s. The little sparks from that blanket did the trick. Never mind the flames. Just pat those puppies out, turn over and go back to sleep. Every once in a while life can feel a little like my grandma�s blanket. Just at the moment you think things are going to get comfy and warm, you feel flames instead. Som...